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Swaggiest stairs ever

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This article documents an April Fools' Day joke.
 
This feature was exclusively part of a joke version and is not currently planned for addition to regular Minecraft.
Swaggiest stairs ever
Swaggiest stairs ever.png: Infobox image for Minecraft block 'Swaggiest stairs ever'
Invicon Swaggiest stairs ever.png: Inventory sprite for Swaggiest stairs ever in Minecraft as shown in-game with description: Swaggiest stairs ever
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The swaggiest stairs ever is an April Fools' joke block. It is a netherite block variant of stairs, only present in Java Edition 20w14∞.

Obtaining

The swaggiest stairs ever is available in the Creative inventory, and naturally generates in the "missing" dimension. It is also seen in other dimensions, one of them being the "gallery" dimension.

Breaking

The swaggiest stairs ever drops itself if mined with a diamond pickaxe or better. If mined with any other tool, it drops nothing.

Block Swaggiest stairs ever
Hardness 50
Tool
Breaking time (sec)[A]
Default 250
ItemSprite wooden-pickaxe.png: Sprite image for wooden-pickaxe in MinecraftWooden 125
ItemSprite stone-pickaxe.png: Sprite image for stone-pickaxe in MinecraftStone 62.5
ItemSprite iron-pickaxe.png: Sprite image for iron-pickaxe in MinecraftIron 41.7
ItemSprite diamond-pickaxe.png: Sprite image for diamond-pickaxe in MinecraftDiamond 9.4
ItemSprite netherite-pickaxe.png: Sprite image for netherite-pickaxe in MinecraftNetherite 8.35
ItemSprite golden-pickaxe.png: Sprite image for golden-pickaxe in MinecraftGolden 20.85
Options
Efficiency
000
Haste
001
1JEBE
Legend
  • incorrect tool, drops nothing
  • correct tool, drops nothing or something other than the block itself
  • correct tool, drops the block itself
  • italicized can be instant mined
  1. ↑ These durations ignore any other influential factors (e.g., Mining Fatigue) and are measured in seconds. For more information, see Breaking § Mining efficiency.

Natural generation

The swaggiest stairs ever naturally generates in the "missing" dimension as the stairs leading up to the chest containing the footprints. 7 stairs generate here.

Usage

Sounds

This section uses a sound table which may not accurately represent the sounds associated with this feature.
 
Because of MC-177082, subtitles for falling on blocks may not have existed at this point in development, so a dedicated sound table accounting for this may be required.
BlockSprite block-of-netherite.png: Sprite image for block-of-netherite in Minecraft netherite_block sound type
SoundClosed captionsSourceDescriptionIdentifierTranslation keyVolumePitchAttenuation
distance
​Block brokenBlocksOnce the block has brokenblock.netherite_block.breaksubtitles.block.generic.break​0.950.8/0.7216
​Block placedBlocksWhen the block is placedblock.netherite_block.placesubtitles.block.generic.place​0.950.8/0.7216
​Block breakingBlocksWhile the block is in the process of being brokenblock.netherite_block.hitsubtitles.block.generic.hit​0.250.516
​Something falls on a blockEntity-DependentFalling on the block with fall damageblock.netherite_block.fallsubtitles.block.generic.fall​0.50.7516
​FootstepsEntity-DependentWalking on the blockblock.netherite_block.stepsubtitles.block.generic.footsteps​0.151.016

Data values

ID

NameIdentifierForm Translation key
BlockSprite swaggiest-stairs-ever.png: Sprite image for swaggiest-stairs-ever in Minecraft Swaggiest stairs evernetherite_stairsBlock & Item block.minecraft.netherite_stairs

Issues

Issues relating to "Swaggiest stairs ever" are not maintained on the bug tracker because it is an April Fools' joke, and is therefore not in the newest stable version or snapshot. Issues reported there are closed as "Invalid".

Trivia

Screenshots

  • The missing dimension, one of the dimensions where the block generates
    The missing dimension, one of the dimensions where the block generates

Sources